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                          Lauritzen Chiropractic LLC dba NW Functional Medicine

                          Online program Agreement

                          ​The following Online program Agreement (“Agreement”) is entered into by and between You (“Client” or “You”) and Lauritzen Chiropractic LLC dba Northwest Functional Medicine  (“Company”, “we”, or “us”). 

                          Program

                          The Company agrees to provide you with access to Private Coaching entitled, “Private Coaching” (“Program”). As a condition of participating in the Program, you agree to be bound by and to abide by all policies and procedures set out in this Agreement, including those incorporated by reference.

                          Terms of Use, Privacy Policy, & Disclaimer

                          The Company’s Terms of Use, Privacy Policy, and Disclaimer are hereby incorporated by reference into this agreement. Except as modified by this Agreement, each of those agreements and policies shall apply fully to your participation in the Program. In the event of a conflict between any of those policies and this Agreement, this Agreement shall govern.

                          Nature of The Relationship

                          Nothing in this Agreement shall be construed to create a partnership, joint venture, employment, or agency relationship. The Company is agreeing only to provide Client with access to the program, which provides education and information. The information contained in the program, including any interactions with the instructors, is not intended as, and shall not be understood or construed as, professional advice of any kind.

                          More specifically, this coaching should not be used for diagnosing any health problems or disease, or for prescribing any medication. This coaching works best when combined, working alongside, your current health care team.

                          You should always speak with Your physician or other healthcare professional before taking any medication or nutritional, herbal or homeopathic supplement, or adopting any treatment for a health condition. If You have or suspect that You have a medical problem, promptly contact your health care provider. Never disregard professional medical advice or delay in seeking professional advice because of something You have learned in this program.

                          Fees

                          In consideration of Your access to the program, You agree to pay the following fees. 

                          One payment of $2500 for 8 sessions.

                          You may not cancel or avoid these payments. In the event that any payment is not made, the Company shall immediately suspend your access to the program. 

                          Payment Plan Authorization

                          If You elect for the payment plan, You hereby authorize the Company to charge your credit card or debit card automatically according to the terms set forth in the Fees section above.

                          No Refunds 

                           All sales are final, and the Company does not offer any money-back guarantees. You recognize and agree that you shall not be entitled to a refund for any purchase under any circumstances.

                          The program 

                          As part of the program, the Company shall provide the following to Client.

                          8 1:1 appointments - each call will be around 60-90 minutes in length.

                          Access To program Area – The Company shall maintain a program Area that may include lessons, forms, worksheets, checklists, and other information. You shall have access to this program Area for as long as the program Area exists. In the event that Company intends to close the program Area, it shall provide clients with (90) days’ notice and the ability to download the resources contained in the program Area.] 

                           Bonuses – From time to time, the Company will offer bonuses to individuals who sign up for the program. You shall be entitled to any bonuses offered to you at the time of registration.

                           

                          Ownership Of All Intellectual Property

                          All content included as part of the program, such as text, graphics, logos, images, as well as the compilation thereof, and any software used in the program, is the property of the Company or its suppliers and protected by copyright and other laws that protect intellectual property and proprietary rights. 

                          The Company name, the Company logo, the Company slogan, and all related names, logos, product and service names, designs, and slogans are trademarks of the Company or its affiliates or licensors. You must not use such marks without the prior written permission of the Company. All other names, logos, product and service names, designs and slogans in the program are the trademarks of their respective owners.

                          Your participation in the program does not result in a transfer of any intellectual property to You, and, as a condition of participation in the program, You agree to observe and abide by all copyright and other intellectual property protection.

                          You are granted a single-use, non-exclusive, non-transferable, revocable license to access and use the program content and resources. You hereby agree that You will not modify, publish, transmit, reverse engineer, participate in the transfer or sale, create derivative works, or in any way exploit any of the content, in whole or in part, found in the program. 

                          The Company content is not for resale. Your participation in the program does not entitle you to make any unauthorized use of any protected content, and in particular you will not delete or alter any proprietary rights or attribution notices in any content. You will use protected content solely for your individual use, and will make no other use of the content without the express written permission of the Company and the copyright owner. You agree that you do not acquire any ownership rights in any protected content. We do not grant you any licenses, express or implied, to the intellectual property of the Company or our licensors except as expressly authorized herein.

                          You hereby agree that any infringement of the Company’s intellectual property shall result in an immediate termination of the license granted hereunder. To be clear, if you violate the Company’s intellectual property rights, your access to the program will be terminated immediately, and you shall not be entitled to a refund of any portion of the fees.

                          Confidentiality

                          The Company respects the privacy of its clients and will not disclose any information You provide except as set forth in this Agreement. As a condition of participating in the program, you hereby agree to respect the privacy of other program participants and to respect the Company’s confidential information. 

                          Specifically, you shall not share any information provided by other program participants outside of the bounds of the program unless you receive express written permission from such other participant to share the information. Similarly, the content of the program contains the Company’s proprietary methods, processes, forms, templates, and other information. You hereby agree not to share the information provided to You in the program with anyone other than the Company, it’s owners and employees, and other program participants. 

                          Personal Responsibility

                          By participating in the program, you accept personal responsibility for the results of your actions. You agree that the Company has not made any guarantees about the results of taking any action, whether recommended in the program or not. The Company provides educational and informational resources that are intended to help participants in the program succeed. You nevertheless recognize that your ultimate success or failure will be the result of your own efforts, your particular situation, and innumerable other circumstances beyond the control and/or knowledge of the Company.

                          You also recognize that prior results do not guarantee a similar outcome.  Thus, the results obtained by others - whether clients of the Company or otherwise - applying the principles included in the program are no guarantee that you or any other person or entity will be able to obtain similar results.

                          You agree to take full responsibility for any harm or damage you suffer as a result of the use, or non-use, of the information available in the program. You agree to use judgment and conduct due diligence before taking any actions or implementing any plans or policy suggested or recommended in the program.

                          Materials Provided By You During The program

                          The Company does not claim ownership of the information or materials You may provide during the program (including feedback and suggestions) or post, upload, input, or submit to any Website or our associated services (collectively “Submissions”). 

                          However, by posting, uploading, inputting, providing, or submitting your Submission you are granting the Company, our affiliated companies, and necessary sub-licensees permission to use your Submission in connection with the operation of their Internet businesses including, without limitation, the rights to: copy, distribute, transmit, publicly display, publicly perform, reproduce, edit, translate, and reformat your Submission; and to publish your name in connection with your Submission.

                          In other words, the Company has the right to include your Submissions – including any audio or video recordings of You participating in any sessions as part of the program – in the program and other marketing material going forward. 

                          No compensation will be paid with respect to the use of your Submission, as provided herein. The Company is under no obligation to post or use any Submission you may provide and may remove any Submission at any time in the Company’s sole discretion.

                          By posting, uploading, inputting, providing, or submitting your Submission you warrant and represent that you own or otherwise control all of the rights to your Submission as described in this section including, without limitation, all the rights necessary for you to provide, post, upload, input, or submit the Submissions.

                          No Warranties

                          The Company makes no warranties regarding the performance or operation of the program, including any technological aspects of the program. The Company further makes no representations or warranties of any kind, express or implied, as to the information, contents, materials, documents, programs, products, books, or services included in or through the program. To the fullest extent permissible under the law, the Company disclaims all warranties, express or implied, including implied warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose. 

                          Limitation of Liability

                          You agree to absolve and do hereby absolve the Company of any and all liability or loss that you or any person or entity associated with you may suffer or incur as a result of use of the program and/or any information and resources contained in the program. You agree that the Company shall not be liable to you for any type of damages, including direct, indirect, special, incidental, equitable, or consequential loss or damages for use of the program.

                          The information, software, products, and service included or available through the program may include inaccuracies or typographical errors. Changes are periodically added to the information in the program. The Company and/or its suppliers may make improvements and/or changes in the program at any time. 

                          The Company and/or its suppliers make no representations about the suitability, reliability, availability, timeliness, and accuracy of the information, software, products, services, and related graphics contained in the program for any purpose. To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, all such information, software, products, services, and related graphics are provided “as is” without warranty or condition of any kind. The Company and/or its suppliers hereby disclaim all warranties and conditions with regard to this information, software, products, services, and related graphics, including all implied warranties or conditions of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, title, and non-infringement. 

                          To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, in no event shall the Company and/or its suppliers be liable for any direct, indirect, punitive, incidental, special, consequential damages or any damages whatsoever including, without limitation, damages for loss of use, data, or profits arising out of or in any way connected with the use or performance of the program, with the delay or inability to use the program or related service, the provision of or failure to provide services, or for any information, software, products, services, and related graphics obtained through the program, or otherwise arising out of the use of the program, whether based on contract, tort, negligence, strict liability, or otherwise, even if the Company or any of its suppliers has been advised of the possibility of damages. Because some States or other jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or limitation of liability for consequential or incidental damages, the above limitations may not apply to You. If you are dissatisfied with the program or any portion of it, your sole and exclusive remedy is to discontinue using the program.

                          Dispute Resolution

                          You hereby expressly waive any and all claims you may have, now or in the future, arising out of or relating to the program. To the extent that you attempt to assert any such claim, you hereby expressly agree to present such claim only in the state or federal courts that are geographically nearest to Portland, Oregon, USA.

                          Indemnification

                          You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless the Company, its officers, directors, employees, agents, and third parties for any losses, costs, liabilities, and expenses (including reasonable attorneys’ fees) relating to or arising out of your use of or inability to use the program and related services, any user postings made by you, your violation of any terms of this Agreement or your violation of any rights of a third party, or your violation of any applicable laws, rules or regulations. The Company reserves the right, at its own cost, to assume the exclusive defense and control of any matter otherwise subject to indemnification by you, in which event you will fully cooperate with the Company in asserting any available defenses.

                          Termination And Access Restriction

                          The Company reserves the right, in its sole discretion, to terminate your access to the program and the related services or any portion thereof at any time, if You become disruptive to the Company or other program participants, if You fail to follow the program guidelines, or if You otherwise violate this Agreement. You shall not be entitled to a refund of any portion of the fees and shall not be excused from any remaining payments under a payment plan in the event of such termination.

                          Entire Agreement​

                          This Agreement, along with the Company’s Terms of Use, Privacy Policy, and Disclaimer, constitutes the entire agreement between You and the Company with respect to the program, and it supersedes all prior or contemporaneous communications and proposals, whether electronic, oral, or written, between You and the Company with respect to the program. A printed version of this Agreement and of any notice given in electronic form shall be admissible in judicial or administrative proceedings based upon or relating to this agreement to the same extent and subject to the same conditions as other business documents and records originally generated and maintained in printed form. 

                          Severability 

                          If any term or provision of this Agreement is found by a court of competent jurisdiction to be invalid, illegal, or unenforceable in any jurisdiction, such invalidity, illegality or unenforceability shall not affect any other term or provision of this Agreement or invalidate or render unenforceable such term or provision in any other jurisdiction.

                          Waiver

                          No waiver by any Party of any of the provisions of this Agreement shall be effective unless explicitly set forth in writing and signed by the Party so waiving. Except as otherwise set forth in this Agreement, no failure to exercise, or delay in exercising, any right, remedy, power, or privilege arising from this Agreement shall operate or be construed as a waiver thereof, nor shall any single or partial exercise of any right, remedy, power, or privilege hereunder preclude any other or further exercise thereof or the exercise of any other right, remedy, power, or privilege.

                           

                          Force Majeure

                          The Company shall not be liable or responsible to You, nor be deemed to have defaulted or breached this Agreement, for any failure or delay in fulfilling or performing any term of this Agreement when and to the extent such failure or delay is caused by or results from acts or circumstances beyond the reasonable control of the Company including, without limitation, acts of God, flood, fire, earthquake, explosion, governmental actions, war, invasion, or hostilities (whether war is declared or not), terrorist threats or acts, riot, or other civil unrest, national emergency, revolution, insurrection, epidemic, lock-outs, strikes or other labor disputes (whether or not relating to either party's workforce), or restraints or delays affecting carriers or inability or delay in obtaining supplies of adequate or suitable materials, materials or telecommunication breakdown or power outage.

                           

                          Effective Date

                          This Agreement shall commence and be enforceable with respect to each program participant upon the date that the participant initially registers for the program.

                          Last Revised: 4/1/2024

                          You are also agreeing to our privacy policy and terms and conditions.

                          Deep Dive Group Breakthrough

                          Subconscious Rewiring + Nervous System Healing for High-Performing Women Who’ve Outgrown Performing Wellness

                          Now enrolling: 8-week group experience
                          Starts Friday, May 16th @ 12pm PST 

                          You’ve done the mindset work.
                          The breathwork. The certifications. The somatic healing. The routines.
                          You know how to coach, how to journal, how to regulate, how to “do the work.”

                          But if you’re honest?

                          You’re still tired.
                          Still bracing.
                          Still wondering why your body feels like it’s in a slow burn—while you keep showing up for everyone else.

                          You’re holding your business together. Your relationships together. Your family together.

                          And it’s starting to cost you.

                          Let’s name what’s actually happening:

                          You’re not burned out because you’re weak.
                          You’re burned out because your nervous system doesn’t feel safe to receive.
                          You’re not emotionally numb because you’re broken.
                          You’re emotionally numb because your subconscious is still in survival.
                          You’re not confused because you don’t know.
                          You’re confused because your body (and you) stopped trusting your intuition.

                          You’re here because:

                          • You’ve done everything right—and still feel disconnected, flatlined, or fried.

                          • You’re tired of holding space for everyone else while no one holds it for you.

                          • You can teach nervous system regulation—but can’t feel it in your own body anymore.

                          • You’re either in control or completely collapsed—no in-between.

                          • You’re ready to stop performing healing and start living it.

                          Whether you lead clients, hold space in healthcare, or just carry the weight of being “the strong one” in your home…
                          you’re ready to come home to yourself.

                          This isn’t just healing. It’s recalibration.

                          Inside The Deep Dive, we’ll:

                          • 🧠 Rewire subconscious beliefs that keep you stuck in burnout, proving, and perfectionism

                          • 🧘🏽‍♀️ Regulate your nervous system at the root—so your body feels safe again

                          • 🌀 Reconnect to your intuition, energy, and emotional clarity without forcing it

                          • 🤍 Unhook your identity from your output—so you stop earning rest, worth, or love

                          • ⚡ Receive support and real-time integration without being the one holding the space

                          You’ll walk away with:

                          ✔️ A body that feels safe to relax, create, and receive again
                          ✔️ A nervous system that supports—not sabotages—your leadership
                          ✔️ The ability to emotionally process in real-time without spiraling
                          ✔️ Clarity, softness, and space to hear your next steps (without having to “figure it out”)

                          This is the work I’ve done privately with clients inside my $5K mentorship.
                          For the first time ever, I’m offering it in a group format—for the women who asked:
                          “How are you moving through so much with this much clarity?”
                          “How are you doing the inner work while still living real life?”

                          The Details:

                          Starts: Friday, May 16 @ 12pm PST
                          Length: 8 weeks
                          Format: Weekly 90-min live calls via Zoom (recordings provided)
                          Support: You’ll also receive private Voxer support and access to an intimate community—because you were never meant to hold this alone.
                          This is your space to land, process what’s coming up in real-time, and be witnessed without the pressure to be “fine.”
                          No more bottling it up between calls. No more coaching yourself through survival.
                          You’ll have steady voice + text support from me, and a circle of women walking through the messy middle—doing the work with you.

                          *Enrollment is limited to 20 women to ensure you receive personalized support and never feel like just another face in a group.

                           

                          💸 Investment:

                          • Presale (ends May 12th): $555

                          • Normally $777 (After Presale Ends)

                          • Payment Plan (After Presale): 3 monthly payments of $267 (click for the link)

                          You’ve been taught to power through.

                          You’ve been taught to hold it all.
                          You’ve been taught to regulate your nervous system without addressing the real patterns that created your dysregulation in the first place.

                          You’ve already done the mindset work.

                          But you still find yourself questioning your energy, your worth, and whether you're “doing enough.”
                          It’s time to rewire the part of you that still thinks doing more is the answer.

                          You don’t need more mindset hacks or breathwork routines.

                          But your body still goes into panic when you open your inbox, miss a workout, or hear a Slack notification.
                          You need to rewire the survival strategies that keep you stuck in overdrive.

                          You don’t need more positive thinking.

                          But you’re still spiraling when you rest, saying yes when you mean no, or breaking down alone in the car.
                          You need to rewire the patterns that made burnout your baseline.

                          You don’t need to be more regulated, more spiritual, or more put-together.

                          But you still feel like you’ll lose love, safety, or respect if you stop being “the strong one.”
                          You need to rewire the identity that tells you you’re only safe if you’re holding it all.

                          This is for you if:

                          ✔️ You’re ready to stop living on edge—even when things look “fine” from the outside
                          ✔️ You want support, but you don’t want to start from scratch
                          ✔️ You lead others—but are done leading from burnout
                          ✔️ You know the science and you’re open to the soul
                          ✔️ You’re ready for healing that lasts

                          This isn’t just another group program.

                          It’s your reset point—so you can rise without self-abandoning again.


                          $ 777 Presale ends May 12th - $555

                          Because of the nature of this program there are no refunds.