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The Calm Code™ Program Agreement
Lauritzen Chiropractic LLC dba Northwest Functional Medicine

Effective Date: Upon Registration
Last Revised: 4/1/2024

Thank you for accessing The Calm Code™, a free resource created by Lauritzen Chiropractic LLC dba Northwest Functional Medicine (“Company”, “we”, or “us”). By entering your email and downloading this product, you (“User” or “You”) agree to the terms below.

Program Overview

The Calm Code™ is a digital product consisting of two audio meditations and accompanying guidance materials. These resources are for educational and informational purposes only. They are not a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment.

Terms of Use, Privacy Policy, & Disclaimer

This Agreement incorporates by reference our privacy policy and terms and conditions and disclaimer. By accessing The Calm Code, you also agree to be bound by those policies.

Nature of the Relationship

Nothing in this Agreement constitutes a medical, therapeutic, coaching, or professional-client relationship of any kind. The Calm Code is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any medical or psychological condition. Always consult your healthcare provider before beginning any new health-related practice.

No Financial Commitment

The Calm Code is provided to you at no cost. No financial exchange is required for access, and no payment will be collected. However, access to this resource is conditional upon agreement to the terms herein.

Intellectual Property

All materials provided in The Calm Code, including but not limited to audio recordings, branding, text, graphics, and other digital assets, are the sole intellectual property of the Company. You are granted a personal, non-transferable, revocable license for individual use only. Redistribution, resale, editing, or public use without express written permission is prohibited.

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No Guarantees

The Company makes no representations or guarantees regarding specific outcomes. Individual results may vary, and your use of the material is at your own discretion and risk.

Limitation of Liability

You agree to hold the Company harmless from any and all liability resulting from your use or misuse of this product. In no event shall the Company be liable for any damages arising out of or connected with your use of The Calm Code.

Dispute Resolution

All claims shall be resolved exclusively in the state or federal courts nearest to Portland, Oregon, USA.

Modifications

We reserve the right to modify or discontinue The Calm Code at any time. Updates to this Agreement will be reflected in the revision date above.

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The Calm Code

You’re One Step Away From the Reset Your Nervous System Has Been Begging For

You’re not lazy. You’re not broken. You’re burned out—and your body is trying to tell you.

This is for the woman who’s holding it together for everyone else…
but feels like she’s falling apart inside.

✅ The to-do list won’t wait.
✅ The kids still need you.
✅ Your work doesn’t pause just because you’re burned out.
✅ Your health is starting to show it—fatigue, brain fog, flare-ups, and symptoms that don’t go away.
✅ And your nervous system is fried—no amount of deep breathing is cutting it.

Enter: The Calm Code.
A 5-minute, neuroscience-backed reset that actually works when you’re already past your limit.

Here’s What You’ll Get (Instantly):

💨 The 5-Minute Reset
→ Press play when you’re overwhelmed, overstimulated, or one meltdown away from snapping. This short audio works fast—lowering cortisol, calming your body, and helping you come back to yourself.

🧠 The “Return Phrase”
→ A simple, powerful reframe embedded in the audio that snaps you out of burnout autopilot. Clients say they hear this phrase in their head all day long—and it instantly brings them back to center.

🎁 BONUS: The Reframe Track
→ A deeper 8-minute meditation to shift hidden stress patterns like guilt, pressure, or people-pleasing. It’s perfect for quiet mornings, chaotic evenings, or anytime you feel the burnout sneaking back in.

This isn’t about “trying harder.”
It’s about rewiring the pattern that got you stuck here in the first place.